Be holy. That is the entire book.

The rest contains more than 50 endorsements from historical figures, theologians, fictional celebrities, and even a talking dog. They offer praise for something they have not read and may not understand.

The Book of Endorsements is a literary experiment in brevity, a spiritual satire, and a commentary on our fascination with blurbs, branding, and borrowed authority.

Inside, you will find a two-word command packed with eternal meaning, surrounded by humor, wisdom, and absurdity. Through fictional forewords, ironic footnotes, and a flood of fake praise, author Anthony Trendl encourages readers to reflect on one uncomfortable truth: maybe holiness does not need all the hype.

This book is perfect for readers who enjoy C. S. Lewis, Douglas Adams, or The Babylon Bee. It will make you laugh, think, and possibly squirm. It is short. It is strange. It is serious, in its own way.

It won’t take long to read. But you might spend the next year wondering why.

Endorsed by absolutely no one real.

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